The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

My resolution was not to artex any hippopotami in the new year. It's a tough one, but think I'll make it.

Today we were supposed to get wiped out by the snow. Like everything else up here, it's been delayed by a day. Didn't stop the trains from going into emergency service mode all day. Same last week with the not-so-high winds. Every excuse to cut back on services to maximise profits, & they take it. No wonder they lost the contract.

The last few days seem to have been getting home late, getting ready for the following day & getting ready for bed. The usual January. The local river had so many branches & debris on Saturday from the gales, it looked like beavers had moved in.

I think for this Valentine's Day we should all buy a stack of cards & send them to random people with only the following inside:-

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a surrealist
Cheese on toast.

The mystery of what sort of psycho weirdo would do that will haunt them to their graves, their last dying words of "Cheese on toast" will trend on social media in the years to come & become the new "Rosebud"!