The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

(22-01-2015 03:32 PM)Paul Wrote:  I heard about her releasing it because it was getting leaked but I have not heard it yet. I'm not a big fan though. I listened to her last album and it just seemed to go all over the place and I didn't like it.

See that review you made about Bjork's last album? It applies to the new one as well (someone uploaded the lot onto YouTube). How the devil is it getting rave reviews? Does she have incriminating pictures of all the music journalists doing things to sheep?

(24-01-2015 03:26 PM)Caspin Wrote:  I wonder how big Minty's hair is going to get before he cuts it? Shall we just buy him a hat!

Yesterday against all my better judgement (I wanted to save time & it was raining), I went back to that barber's the Iranian guy used to own (the one which had the Pole with the bicycle certificate for a hairdressing qualification). There was this guy that the two people in front of me allowed me to jump the queue to get - this alone ought to have been warning, that & his chair being at the back of the shop.

FIFTY MINUTES he took. How can it take 50 minutes to do short back & sides & tidy the top? I could have shaved a yak in that time, in fact I could have given a yak dreadlocks. It was pretty clear that once again this shower were employing unqualified hairdressers, something I didn't know was perfectly legit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-30703465

What he achieved can be best described as resembling a car park ramp. I had to tell him to cut the top again as he'd barely touched the front, his reaction to this was wet it and wax it down, at which point I lost it as he was now taking the rip - went home & out with the clippers to repair the damage & make me look less like I was auditioning for the Communards comeback tour. I would have done better going to the zoo & getting some llama to chew it (this happened to me once as a child, it was bloody painful), the end result would have looked better and all.



Oh, & Hearts lost their unbeaten record.



At least the Chelsea mauling by Bradford City cheered me up, that last goal was brilliant





Back to work in a few hours. I'm so happy I could throw up.

The Changling looked proper creepy!