The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Urgh. And so Marine lose yet again. Apparently there were people booing at the end, which does not normally happen there. So disappointing.

That play last night was very strange. I felt that I understood what was being represented, but had a weird feeling that I was missing something. It all seemed too simple. The second act was quite distressing to watch. In fact the whole play was physically uncomfortable for me because it is set under a very bright, hot sun, so the lights were intense. My eyes did not like it. I think some of the school kids who'd been brought along to see it were quite bewildered! Possibly this is one advantage of being older.

The big question is - are there any non-bearded men left in London, the UK or the world? I was sorely tempted to pull out a razor and shave them all! I swear all guys in their 20s looks totally identical now.