The Official Nonsense Thread

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(21-02-2015 06:11 PM)Caspin Wrote:  The big question is - are there any non-bearded men left in London, the UK or the world? I was sorely tempted to pull out a razor and shave them all! I swear all guys in their 20s looks totally identical now.

Anyone under the age of 50 with a beard ought to be ashamed of themselves - it's pure laziness. Anyone under the age of 80 with one of those Confederate Army type beards Frankie Boyle & the dickheads often found loitering around real ale festivals have needs shot. If they have rolled up trousers & no socks as well, make that machine gunned.

There's a couple of these disgusting types in my work, needless to say their beards are filled with semi-digested food particles & they have breath that could melt the polar ice caps: slovenliness in one aspect of routine hygiene begats another to no one's surprise. I'm sick of people up here thinking having death breath is something everyone else should put up with, that the decaying corpse of last week's ten pints of lagar & kebab take away (because you're too lazy to cook a meal yourself like an adult) is something everyone wants as part of their oxygen intake.

We're living in a land of wannabe hillbillies, right down to the inbreeding part. Ugh!