The Official Nonsense Thread

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Thanks for making Ollie & I looking like Mumford & Sons fans!

Caspin's not kidding about that result btw - first time we've ever been a national news story (apart from whenever we win the Scottish Cup)

Here's the goals from the whole farcical match:-





Two of the penalties were incredibly stupid, but the entire Cowdenbeath defence ought to have had their wages docks. They seemed reluctant to do anything other than block their goalie's view until a Hearts player got into the box whereupon they attempted to chop them down. They were lucky not to have another two players sent off.

What's the point of having a six man defensive line if they're not going to do their job? In the last ten minutes, they changed tactics & pushed players up. They could have got a goal back but by then it was too little too late anyway, & the ref didn't even bother adding on any injury time knowing the mood of the Cowden players was just wanting to go home.

Ozturk's goal was wonderful, second time he's done this. He'll go far with a bigger club eventually, shocking to think he wasn't considered good enough to do anything but warm the bench in the Dutch leagues.