The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Glad you got some tasty scran and managed to unearth some bearable relatives!

The general election has me quite worried. I can't bear to watch or read any news without access to factchecking resources, as both the politicians and the press seem incapable of accuracy. Only a few more weeks to go, then at least it will be done and we can see what shade of shine we have to put up with for the next few years. I think if the SNP stood candidates down here in England they might get some extra votes!

Another train journey tomorrow. Hopefully less delayed than the last one. Had a great last day of my visit watching Marine beat Skelmersdale 1-0. They do seem to be playing better under the new manager and there were lots of spectators, about a hundred more than I expected. I was a bit puzzled to see loads of scarves of different teams hung all round the ground. I know Marine supporters like their flags but I'd never seen such a glut of scarf bunting before! Also the mix of teams represented made no sense. Later I found out it's a charity endeavour to make a scarf chain to win a Guinness world record and then it will be auctioned and the money raised given to a kids charity. So far the chain is two miles long!