The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Yay my train is on time and there's wifi and sandwiches!

Speaking of food, I saw something truly grim yesterday. A bloke at the footy had a cup of bovril (the horror) and a Kit Kat. I only noticed because I was ogling his son's sausage roll and his wife's pie and peas. She'd had the peas, which were mushy, put on the lid of the pie and then glued them down with the most solid gravy I've ever seen. I was quite alarmed by this because it would surely make the top of the pie soggy and I like a crisp pie top. Also she was eating it with a wooden fork. Those things always make me nervous because of the splinter risks. I prefer to carry a steel camping spork with me for such occasions. What was I talking about? Oh yes, bovril. Anyway, this bloke gets his Kit Kat and DUNKS it in bovril. I nearly threw up all over the stand.