The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

That's OK, Ollie. After careful consideration I've decided to forgive you. You may come out of the stocks now and I'll stop chucking rotten veg at you.

My feline friends have been returned to their actual owners. I miss them a lot. They were very entertaining and sweet, even if I did have to frequently shovel up their poo. They were also rather stealthy and gave me a lot of frights, particular when they'd sneak into the bathroom and then I'd turn round and see them sitting there with their eyes glowing in the darkness. Oh well, hopefully they will give my accommodation a good review and then maybe they will return for their next holiday. It was very nice to thoroughly clean up the flat after they'd gone. The amount of cat hair was extraordinary! That is the one good thing about their departure - my place is spotless!

I was so looking forward to the long weekend (Monday is a bank holiday in the UK), so naturally I woke up yesterday with a sore throat and a bit headachy. I can't tell whether I've caught some silly virus or whether it's just allergies, as there are loads of horse chestnut trees round here, hurling masses of allergens into the air. Either way, I hope it passes soon. Having a sore throat did make Saturday night curry amazing though - the numbing effect of chillies was greatly appreciated!

I think I will spend this afternoon playing sims and gargling cognac.

Be good!