The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Hoorah! Glad to hear that you discovered the battery and have shiny new tyres! It's always nice to resolve domestic emergencies.

I really don't think that anyone should be allowed a waxed moustache unless they are about to play either Hercule Poirot or a dastardly Machiavellian character on stage. How many hours are these people spending in front of the mirror each day, absorbed in their arduous grooming routines, only for the end result to be that they look spectacularly crap. The only good thing about the hipster look is that it's a fashion fad and therefore will pass. In the meantime these people have helpfully identified themselves as narcissistic weirdos and can be avoided in the future.