The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Everyone is drinking coconut water, it seems. It's the new water. It would be more interesting if they were drinking it out of coconuts. With little parasols. And rum. Or if I could watch them try to open coconuts to get their water, which is bloody hard work. My normal water looks very boring. Someone has stated, in line with the manufacturer's blurb, that their coconut drink is "hydrating", which is true but not a special feature of the beverage. I might time how long this fad lasts *notes date*

Perhaps Minty is correct about the Pointless Richards. A case of mistaken identity.

You can see how that might happen