The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

The right schools? Oh boy, they're going to be like that, are they? I wish them luck with the kid and the kid luck with them! They'll be trying to get it into Mensa before it's finished reading The Hungry Caterpillar and making it play cello recitals before its third birthday. You might have to be Uncle Minty The Voice Of Reason in the child's life.

Funniest thing I've seen on telly was that new leader of the Lib Dems predicting that all the Labour MPs will stampede over to their party now and saying that they were now the main opposition party. He was all flushed and shiny with the excitement of it all. Florid and shouty. We shouted "who are you?!" at him. It was like being unruly at the footy.

At least Australia managed to get rid of their stupid PM, although I have not read up on the new one so he could be just as bad I suppose.

Sunday morning. My only weekend off out of a block of four. So what happens? I run out of tea.