The Official Nonsense Thread

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(25-09-2015 09:48 PM)Caspin Wrote:  No, I have not played TS4. I'm not sure I ever will. I own it, or so I'm told, as EA gave it me as a gift for helping with Mac queries at Answer HQ, but since I don't have Origin they needn't have bothered.

You helped with Mac queries, & that was the thanks you got for it?

(25-09-2015 09:48 PM)Caspin Wrote:  I'd better go to bed. I have to go back to work soon! But first I shall amaze you with a guessing game. On Thursday I went to the Globe and stopped for dinner at the restaurant, which is on the first floor. Lots of people were standing on millennium bridge, all looking in one direction, so I was looking out of a window to see what was going on. I couldn't, in fact, see what they could see, but I did get a terrible shock at what I could see. Guess what it was?!

(Seeing as last time I asked for guesses I merely bewildered and infuriated, I will tell you right away.) It was a DRONE! Hovering in front of me. This is it. The dystopian nightmare has started. Robots will rise up and enslave us. The apocalypse is nigh. You heard it here first!

I was going to say the blood moon actually! Or Harry Styles, taking "one direction" as a subtle clue.