The Official Nonsense Thread

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(15-12-2015 08:21 PM)Minty Wrote:  All the presents bought & wrapped. Feel free to call me Mr Smug bar steward.

You Smug Bar.....! No wait, you'd surely have to do something slightly more offensive than buying gifts for your family to warrant being sworn at. Instead I will say "well done" for getting ahead of the curve. Are you any good at wrapping? If so, please feel free to do mine! With twirly ribbons and so on, please. Ta.

Mine are bought as well and half are wrapped, so I think I'm doing OK. I just can't feel festive these days and really just want the week off work. One day in The Future I think it would be lovely to go away for Christmas, rent a little cottage somewhere and just watch films and read books without being obliged to deal with all the waste and tacky tinsel and expectation.

I don't know about Mr Sausage's boots. Perhaps you are right and he's got too big for them. Having said that, he only cancelled Tuesday's performance - the one on Monday went ahead - so I do hope that anyone travelling from outside London managed to go to that one instead. Otherwise that would really be a disappointment, especially as most train tickets are non-refundable these days. At least I'm not out of pocket.

Hopefully I will have more success with the remainder of this week's activities, which will include a trip at the weekend to see the new Star Wars film. Very exciting!

*waves lightsaber enthusiastically around living room*