The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

We're promised snow like it's the Daily Express doing the weather forecasts, but the only flakes I see every day are in my breakfast bowl.

I think the whole world got to know how we felt about Maggie Thatcher when "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" almost hit No.1 in the music charts the same week. Three years ago, how time flies!

Now it appears that the Tories are about to tear themselves to pieces over another matter - they're trying to do away with their branch structure for a regional one as a means of fixing the next leadership contest so George Osbourne wins instead of Boris Johnson. Already there's open talk of branches defecting to a breakaway party or to UKIP if that happens as even grassroots Tories think Osbourne is a muppet.

I'll not mention the League Cup final Caspin if you don't - even more sickening after last night's result. Why couldn't they have done THAT when it mattered?

Leicester STILL top! It's good King Richard III rewarding his faithful after giving him that shiny new bed.

My brother & his wife are getting uptight about the forthcoming rugrat due this month. This is going to be a fun month!