The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Ha! You should put it in the most outlandishly enormous pot that you can find, put it back in position and then pretend you've no idea what he's talking about when he notices it being larger.

Does it actually grow avocados? That would be very handy at lunchtime. I would like lines of tomato plants on all the window sills in our office but nobody else seems enthusiastic. I think they'd do really well as it is excessively bright and unbearably warm in there, probably due to most of the women turning up in vest tops in the middle of winter and then cranking up the heating. One if these days I might just pass out.