The Official Nonsense Thread

[Caspin]

Nine days, eh? Either that's a remarkably crappy inducement or the baby could tell it was probably safer in there and clung on!

I hope that everyone respects their request for a bit of time to themselves. Seems very sensible to me. Everyone can just get their daily squee by studying kittens on the internet or something. I do remember a friend, after she'd popped out her first child, asking all and sundry to turn up at the hospital on the same day - not just family either - everyone! She was really in no fit state for a public viewing and it was a very daft plan.

Sorry to hear of the sackings at work. Scary times. We've got an outbreak of resignations instead. We should just bus your lot down here to plug the gaps (although then they'd have to live here, which I frankly do not recommend).

I'm off to see the family this evening, over the Easter break, so looking forward to shooting about the country in the plastic tubes that pass for trains these days. Last weekend I spent in Stratford upon Avon, watching some plays. It was so peaceful and I felt like I'd done some excellent preparation for retirement, which is a mere three decades away according to the latest estimates!

Be sure to eat some chocolate bunnies (not eggs - bunnies).