The Official Nonsense Thread

[simspeaker4]

How were those sweetrolls, Caspin? Currently reading some Anne Perry and looking out at the incredibly grey, raw day. I had to buy the beastie some cat food and I had to get the super-huge size because they didn't have the normal size. She only gets this dry cat food at 10 at night just to tide her over so the bag lasts weeks longer than normal.
Still, it is kinda annoying to have to lug that monster home for my little monster. I've been debating taking up volunteering for some of my evenings. Went on a tour of the WHS last night just in case I want to become a volunteer there. Just saying there is no way in Satan's left buttcheek that I will be part of animal intake. That's where animals are surrendered to the Humane Society. Just the thought that I will eventually see an abused animal makes me want to find its abuser and flay them alive. So yeah, that ain't happening.
So what about you guys? Ever done any volunteering?