The Official Nonsense Thread

[simspeaker4]

Food and insults, Caspin? The two most important things to know in any language. Meanwhile, it's not the most fun to work on a CV. There are lots of websites that can give you tons of help to make your CV pop and look awesome. Just got to keep your spirits up and that drinks cabinet full. Reminds me of Chemical Wibs and her wine references.
Anyway, my mom's tyres are stuck on ice and just spin when she tries to go anywhere. I'm hoping I can help her get the car shifted and off the ice. If that doesn't work my sister and brother-in-law are going there for supper and maybe the three of us can help my mom out.
And now I'm reading about legendary poet and doper Thomas de Quincey. Irvine Welsh is a good writer as well. I finished reading 'Ecstasy' so maybe I should give 'Trainspotters' a go. I sense a theme here.