The Official Nonsense Thread

[Minty]

My word, Matt appeared? Hi Matt, it's not snow storms you get in Norfolk anyway, but green fly storms!

Sologamy?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...awful-idea

Please someone tell me this is all made up, that people don't actually "marry" themselves!

Loved Jeremy Corbyn's excuse for losing the Copeland by-election (a seat Labour had held since 1935!), it was due to disillusioned voters feeling they “have been let down by the political establishment”. But of course, why else would they vote instead for the party that's been in office the last 7 years! They fought a campaign with a leaflet which literally said "Babies will die" if the Tory candidate won, & wondered why locals stopped taking them seriously.

I won almost £100 on that by election, & have cheerily stuck £100 on the Tories winning the most seats at the next general election. I'm not one for gambling, but it's free money, & a better rate of interest - 35% - than I can get off any of my bloody ISAs, bank accounts or shares thanks to the party that's screwed up the economy for almost a decade being certain to ruin the place for another five years pending.