What are you doing right now?

[Minty]

Drinking lots of tea. It's starting to get colder again, and they're talking about more snow.

Dear Mother Nature,

You've had your fun with us for one year, and yes it was nice having a white Christmas for once.

But the coldest winter since the Great Blizzard of 1947 was taking it a bit too far.

Especially for the birds. It's bad enough you've made what was our most common bird five years ago - the humble sparrow - now nearly extinct (and yes, that was you with all those cold springs meaning no insects for them to feed their young on!) without you doing your best to wipe out the rest. Do you know what it's like seeing their little frozen bodies littering your back garden in the morning? Sort of ruins Christmas a bit, that does.

So let's go back to warm again, yes? You can always have some more snow in the summertime. It's not like you've not pulled that stunt on us before, you evil bitch.

Love And Kisses,

Minty.