What are you doing right now?

[Minty]

Why don't you get a projector screen? Or view it through the TV? Don't they come with "to TV/VDU Screen" sockets nowadays?

It's snowing pretty heavily up here, but it was raining for an hour before, so it's not lieing TFFT! Had relatives on the phone yesterday trying to wangle an excuse to come up & got told "nope, sorry, have the cold, goodnight!". Just because their area of the country is the coldest right now (Cambridgeshire) they want to come up here so they don't have to pay to heat their place up properly to stop themselves freezing to death (yes, they do this all the time. Moment it gets a bit cold, they take a road trip to somewhere warmer & leave the central heaving on just enough to stop the pipes freezing). What a bunch of jessies!