What are you doing right now?

[Minty]

One never dunks a Ritz in ones tea. Not least of all because there's so much salt in them. Salty tea, yuk!

They made the announcement on the new Dr Who probably because the ratings are in freefall & they're desperate to close the public's consciousness of associating Dr Who with The Elephant Man asap. Someone I know is kicking themselves over Peter Capaldi, because he cancelled a load of artsy fartsy engagements with local councils up here last month due to "unforeseen circumstances", & now they know why.

There's a mini-scandal broken out up here because the merging of all the files from the various Scottish police forces into one has uncovered a report from last year, the findings of which were kept secret from the Scottish government & now they're going bonkers.

To cut a long story short, they were asked to look into whether there was any correlation of increases in domestic violence & football clubs losing games. There was already one that showed that domestic abuse figures shot up by a quarter after an Old Firm derby, but for the sake of comparison they were asked to do club specific ones. The figures were negligible for the most part, expect for one. Every time Rangers lost, on average domestic abuse incidents shot up 10%.

Considering Rangers got papped out of the League Cup by Forfar yesterday (the first time they have ever beaten Rangers in over 100 years of existence), horrible to think some wives and kids would have been dreading some butthurt boozed up bigot looking to use them as punchbags because his team lost to a "diddy club".