What are you doing right now?

[Minty]

I'm twirling my metaphorical moustache of unspeakable evil after finding a whole new use for polenta!

The back garden has become overrun with ants, unfortunately not of the good variety but the sort treating my hard work as their salad bar for them & their aphid "cows". However, I've located their nest holes (about ten of them) and have poured a nice thick ring of my remaining polenta around it.

Ants love cornmeal, but it is very bad for them: their bodies cannot digest it & if they take in fluid on top they pop like popcorn & is fatal if fed to their larvae.
Eat well my pretties, for tomorrow morning you are ALL going to be DEAD!