What are you doing right now?

[Caspin]

You know, at first glance I couldn't make any sense of that sentence, Minty! I thought you'd decided to speak to us in another language. Good thing you mentioned Gretna or I'd have been lost.

Right now I'm eating a big box of fruit and steeling myself to trawl though another inbox and delete yet more spamtastical spams. So very many kind folk in Nigeria and Libya have written with offers to transfer funds directly to my bank account or to increase my virility with little blue pills.