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[Caspin]

I did in fact find the statue. It was in the exact same location as it has always been. A lot of people had sat down on its plinth to eat their burritos, so it was merely obscured from view when I first went by. I am surprisingly dim sometimes.

The pigeons in Paddington are on the floor, so I think there are probably spikes on the girders there too. Large numbers of people share their sandwiches with them, particularly those bright sparks standing next to the large "please do not feed the pigeons" signs.

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