What are you doing right now?

[Caspin]

Drinking a really massive cup of tea in order to return me to human form.

Yesterday I went to visit a friend with a new baby, to give her some adult conversation and the baby a chance to puke on someone new. I was out of the house for 14 hours, of which only about 3 were spent on puke duty. Everything that could go wrong with that journey did go wrong. From rail replacement buses that take a different route to the railway (wtf?) to taxi drivers that mis-hear a two syllable road name and try to drop you miles from your destination in a strange town. Not to mention that I was trapped with a hen party on the way there (cue drinking of cava from pink plastic cups while getting all the passengers high on solvents by painting their nails) and drunken student night out on the way home. Many of the students were wearing tiger-print onesies complete with hoods that had ears, not dissimilar from the outfits I might consider buying the baby. Except that he would look cute instead of totally insane.

I think that by last night I was about as cheerful and pleasant as a Skyrim vampire lord. Probably didn't look much better either. But tea will fix me!