The Person Below Me Game

[Minty]

False!

The person below me has chucked a spider out of the house today.

[Caspin]

False (but no doubt I will chuck one out later, my house is always full of spiders!)

The person below me is wearing slippers?

[Ollie]

No, but I should be.

The person below me isn't me.

[Caspin]

True!

The person below me finds it difficult to remember the date (by which I mean today's calendar date, not some previous romantic liaison).

[Minty]

False (it's always on the bottom right of my computer screen, & I'm always checking the time, so I have it ingrained into me daily!)

The Person Below Me is eating cherries.

[Caspin]

False but I wish I was because I love cherries. They're really expensive at the moment.

The person below me has more than one middle name.

[Minty]

True!

The Person Below Me needs a haircut.

[Caspin]

(Damn, why did I ask that? Now my poor brain will speculate wildly about all your names but my curiosity will most likely never be satisfied!)

False, I do not currently need a haircut. It is actually looking relatively neat at this time (but that status won't last).

The person below me can name various cloud formations?

[Minty]

True (but everyone thinks I'm making them up!)

The person below me thinks "posh burgers" are just another name for "the size they used to be".

[Caspin]

(Well most people probably just think you're naming types of Harry Potter broomstick!)

False - some burgers really are quite posh.

The person below me wishes they would hasten a hayfever vaccine.