The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread

[The Adam Diamond]

What the hell are tree air fresheners?

[Cassie]

You telling me you have never seen them in people's cars?

[The Adam Diamond]

I might've seen them in a movie somewhere....... Shark Tale?

But whatever the hell they are (they look SO weird!) people definitely don't use them over here.

Haha! I get the joke now! {lol}

[bambigoddess]

(22-07-2008 02:06 AM)☼сђαиєŁ јоиαѕ☼ link Wrote:*sighs* can someone please explain it to him
its so simple i cant explain it myself

Hmm...I think you could have found a way to explain.

[Bat]

Wow Adam!

[Cassie]

I know! Cars in New Zealand can't be very forest fresh! Hehe.

[bambigoddess]

Do you just mean that people there don't use the tree-shaped air fresheners, or do they just not use air fresheners at all? ???

[Lizzy]

(21-07-2008 01:27 AM)FOBluvr987 link Wrote:Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Bill Clinton says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George Bush off the plane. 

This made both me and my mom lol.

[The Adam Diamond]

(23-07-2008 05:40 PM)๒ค๓๒เ~קคl๏๏zค link Wrote:Do you just mean that people there don't use the tree-shaped air fresheners, or do they just not use air fresheners at all? ???

They do use air fresheners, but not tree shaped ones.

Where is the freshening liquid in it then?

[Chanel]

*sigh*
forget it