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The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread
21-07-2008, 12:55 AM
Post: #1
The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread
Forget all the others made before - this is official Wink

I was thinking that here we can share jokes and riddles! Here are the rules: (although i hate rules, its fun to list them ;p)


1. Keep it clean, if you have a dirty joke, don't post it (unless you're Adam) ;D
2. Be funny, and creative. No chickens crossing the road.
3. Repect other people. Don't post you're joke after someone else unless they have either revealed the answer or had a couple of guesses.
4. Give feedback, such as "that was funny" or "that was hard, I liked it"

WOO enjoy Big Grin
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21-07-2008, 01:04 AM
Post: #2
Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread
4people on a plane 1st the president 2nd smartest person in the world 3rd old guy  4th grandson of old guy
3 pairshoot plane was going down 
so the president took a pairshoot because he was the president
the smartest took a pair shoot because he was the smart guy in the world
so the guy said "here take this pairshoot i have lived long enough"
so the grandson said "but grandpa the smart guy in the jump off with my backpack"
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21-07-2008, 01:27 AM
Post: #3
Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Bill Clinton says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George Bush off the plane. 
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21-07-2008, 01:32 AM
Post: #4
Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread
oh good one

you stuck in a box you have a mirror
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21-07-2008, 01:47 AM
Post: #5
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yours was funny {yes} it was cute too.


okay, i know this one. but its long:
you take the mirror, you see wat you saw, you take the saw and cut the desk ( i think you left that out) in two halves. put the haves together ad make a (w)hole. EScape via the hole. Wink
classic 8)
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21-07-2008, 01:49 AM
Post: #6
Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread
brake mirror in half two halfs make a whole (hole)
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21-07-2008, 07:30 AM
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(21-07-2008 12:55 AM)FOBluvr987 link Wrote:1. Keep it clean, if you have a dirty joke, don't post it (unless you're Adam) ;D

{glare} Although that was a jab at me (btw, I hate and i'm sick of jabs at me!) that was mildly entertaining and made me laugh.

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21-07-2008, 04:13 PM
Post: #8
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Haha, Amber! That was terrible, but rather amusing. Wink

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21-07-2008, 10:44 PM
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Hehe, I know. I couldn't resist it. Silly Adam. Tongue
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21-07-2008, 10:53 PM
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One time a stupid person was driving, and they thought they drove into a tree so they called the police. They rushed to the scene and came up to the person's car.
"What's wrong, ma'am?" the police asked, seeing no trouble.
"I bumped into a tree," the stupid woman said. She pointed at the window. "See?"
"That's not a tree, ma'am. That's your air freshener."

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