ask a stupid qusiton get a stupid answer.

[LRM09]

Because Darth vador set up ant colonies under your house..
Why is there a Robin sitting on my window with an umbrella?

[Minty]

Because the blue tits are eating the compost.

Why is there a submarine in my bucket?

[Earth Mama]

Because the guppies in the other bucket ate the cabbage.

Why is the fence on the 7'th hill next to the 3'rd town to the left painted the colors of the German flag?

[LRM09]

Because Sasquatch is selling girlscout cookkies..
Why are there frogs with high heels on playing the sims 3 in my livingroom?

[beaglelover2008]

They're having a party.


Why Are there any stupid questions?

[Minty]

Because I just made toast.

Where is the best place to find a rhubarb fish?

[Earth Mama]

On my face.

What's a gargoyle wearing a fedora on a Friday girl's night out doing in a shiny new red Jaguar?

[LRM09]

Looking for a date in yellow spandex.
Why im i hearing noises in my attic

[beaglelover2008]

Because Harry Potter picked his nose with his wand.



Why did my Latin book turn blue?

[Earth Mama]

Because the Romans liked staring at the sky.

Why are forest mushrooms growing under my bed?