Corrupt a Wish Game

[bobert26]

LOL... I meant to say my house
Granted but it's stolen
I wish there were still leaves on the trees.

[2qewl4u]

Granted they're ugly.
I wish Egyptians weren't so fanatical about football/soccer.

[bobert26]

Granted. They're now fanatical about skiing
I wish Canadians weren't so fanatical about hockey

[2qewl4u]

Granted, they aren't fanatical bout anything.
I wish I was more interested in sports XD

[bobert26]

Granted but now you're a douche. 
I wish the grass was green.

[2qewl4u]

Granted, it's too green it hurts your eyes.
I wish we had a gardne

[bobert26]

A garden or a gardener? Granted but it either goes crazy or is overgrown
I wish I spoke better French.

[2qewl4u]

Oops, I meant garden.
Granted, you can't speak English anymore.
I wish I was more fluent in English

[bobert26]

Granted but you can never learn another language. (I think you seem fine BTW)
I wish I spoke Arabic

[2qewl4u]

Granted, you can't speak any other language anymore.
I wish you hadn't brought up Turkish delight, cause now I really want some