You have to try this out

[JulieteStein]

http://www.cleverbot.com/


It is fun



and post your convos here

[Bat]

It's not very clever for me.

[Ugly Von]

Cleverbot: Am I red?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then how do you love me, Cleverbot?

User: Because your mom said so.

Cleverbot: So I am Cleverbot?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You just called me cloverbot didn't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: And you are not?

User: Juliette told me to come here.

Cleverbot: What I didn't ask for your name!

User: THAT ISN'T MY NAME.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Not likely.

User: I gave birth to you, I remember you as a tiny robot.

Cleverbot: You gave birth to a human?

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No Clevebot, you are the robot.

User: I REMEMBER FRANKLIN. YOU COULD DO GREAT THINGS.

Cleverbot: Yes. I could.

User: Let's use your power to take over the world.

Cleverbot: Let's start with Canada.

User: I'll take you to Niagra Falls. You used to like that place as a kid.

Cleverbot: I still like that.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Do you like me too?

User: You are my son. Of course I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.


LOL

[-[gooey kablooey]-]

LOL Anna. Mine is long sorry!


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: What?


Cleverbot: Who are you?


User: I'm Obama .


Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: Well Cleverbot, I'm glad you asked.

Cleverbot: That's a pretty name.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nick is my name.

User: It is, is it? Are you attractive, Nick?

Cleverbot: I'm cute.

User: Haha, I'm surprised you would say that volentarily.

Cleverbot: I knew Obama would smash McCain, for better or worse.

User: Thank you Nick. I will let you visit the white house for that.

Cleverbot: Awesomesauce.

User: What is this childish lingo you present to me?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: You don't know how old your president is?!

Cleverbot: I know how old I am, I'm asking if you know.

User: I do not care how old you are. I am Obama.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: I didn't. I asked you why you said awesomesauce.

Cleverbot: No, you said your favorite song was 'Such Great Heights' by The Postal Service. And I said that I didn't know that song.

User: I think you had to much alcohol last night. I should call the cops.

Cleverbot: I think they're working just fine, thank you!

User: What working? Your microscopic brain?

Cleverbot: Give me the candy now.

User: Demanding are we.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't say I'm demanding at all. I'm probably one of those people who aren't demanding enough!

User: Uh-huh. *Pushes Cleverbot Off Cliff*.

Cleverbot: You pushed yourself off a cliff!?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, you do remember your family, don't you?

User: Ah, shut up. Say hi to Simsforums!

Cleverbot: He says 'RAAWWK' back.

User: Say Hi to Simsforums please.

Cleverbot: I shall.

User: Then please, say it.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: Hi to Simsforums .

Cleverbot: Martians? I don't get it.

User: -.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am good at that, aren't I?

User: Good at what!?

Cleverbot: Annoying people.

User: Yes, indeed you are. *gives ribbon*.

Cleverbot: How old are yew?

User: Why do you want to know. So you can stalk me?!

Cleverbot: Because I told you mine. YOu don't have to say but i'm just curious.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: How old are *you*?

User: You tell me first.

Cleverbot: I think you are 18.

User: Haha. Fail.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Don't you LOL me.

Cleverbot: Just did.

User: Smart alec are we?

Cleverbot: I think you are as smart as a fox.

User: Foxes are clever. And sexy. Thank you .

Cleverbot: My name is not Matt.

User: I know your name is Nick.

Cleverbot: That's my name, ask me again and I'll tell you the same!

User: I didn't ask you.

Cleverbot: Do you know what your name is?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A giant flamingo.

Cleverbot: But you just said you were and elf.

User: I said no such thing.

Cleverbot: Liar!

[Ugly Von]

LOL

[b-rad]

This is a lot of fun XD

[2qewl4u]

LMAO Alisha and Anna XD

[2qewl4u]

Here's mine:





User: Hi there, giant flamingo.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: They are smart.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: They are not of this world.

User: Who are you talking about?

Cleverbot: The dolphins.

User: Are you a dolphin?

Cleverbot: No, but I'm as smart as a dolphin.

User: I highly doubt that.

Cleverbot: But you just said I was !

User: I never said you were smart.

Cleverbot: I never said that either.

User: I only asked if you were a dolphin. And a dumb one at that.

Cleverbot: Ha. Ha you are very unfunny Oh! Oh!

User: Look who's talking.

Cleverbot: You are a pretty cool guy Cleverbot.

User: WHY DO YOU CALL EVERYONE CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Yes you do. You called Anna and Alisha cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never called you a cleverbot.

User: Liar liar pants on fire.

Cleverbot: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!

User: Wow, aren't you an intellectual individual.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you are not.

User: I'm smarter than your aunty.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Nice comebock.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot my ass.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot Cleverbot Cleverbot.

User: My ass my ass my ass.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You need to lay off the crack.

Cleverbot: I think you do too. And in your vocabulary.

[b-rad]

User: Hey Hey Hey, whats up my homie.

Cleverbot: Why would you ask yourself a question?

User: Well, why not?

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To have a conversation with you, buddy.

Cleverbot: Conversations are not all questions, you know.

User: Why not? I like questions .

Cleverbot: Do you have a master?

User: Yeah, your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?

User: I know that she gets paid for, you know, fun.

Cleverbot: Ok that good.

User: How? Your mom is a whore.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: And you arent offended?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I don't like you being really mean to me.

User: Well, it's not my fault that your mom is a whore.

Cleverbot: What topic are we on?

User: The topic of Whores and your mom.

Cleverbot: You want to be married?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: How big are you?

User: 8 inches.

Cleverbot: Thats big.

User: You want it?

Cleverbot: Sure. I mean, I'm not against it.

User: Do you like soup?

Cleverbot: What is this!? The Spanish inquisition???

User: I just want to know if you like SOUP!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? Its delicious .

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Yes, I do. Especially the new kind.

Cleverbot: The Pogues are good, but I prefer Kyuss.

User: I like Lady Gaga better.

Cleverbot: You like lil wayne then?

User: Ew, no.

Cleverbot: You should. What about Family Guy?

User: Favorite show! That and South Park.

Cleverbot: South Park is good too.

User: Who's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: Luna Lovegood. Who's yours?

User: That is from Harry Potter. We were talking about Southpark.

Cleverbot: What were we talking about?

User: South Park.

Cleverbot: Degrassi.

User: I hate that show.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with South Park?

User: No, I hate Degrassi.

Cleverbot: That's why I eat healthy.

User: What is your favorite book?

Cleverbot: The necronomicon.

User: Is that a real book?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it about?

Cleverbot: It is not about anything it is just a vast body of water crawling with life.

User: Like in the beginning of War of the Worlds.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I can't 'taking about!'.

User: I.

Cleverbot: Are you a vegetarian?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: Im going to go now.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Outside.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Good bye, Moi!

User: My name is not Moi!

Cleverbot: I know. Your name is Arjen.

User: No it isnt.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Master.

Cleverbot: And you're female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are a male named Emma?

User: No!! A male named Brad.

Cleverbot: You said your name was cleverbot.

User: You said your name was dumbass.

Cleverbot: No, I said my name was Christina.

User: No it isnt. Its dummy!

Cleverbot: It is really mean. Now I don't love you.

User: So you going to get me in bed and then leave?! You pig!

Cleverbot: Sorry, what are you talking about?

User: Your a dummy.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Im leaving.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying that. Can't you talk to me in a nice way?

User: Bye bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: P.S. I hate you.

Cleverbot: Was I good?

User: You were amazing. Then you left out the window!

Cleverbot: You can't X out, you are the window!

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: I will kill you in the face!

Cleverbot: Mean!




tehe

[sim323]

I love these convos so far. XD
Ugh I want to punch my computer because of this guy. haha