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01-02-2010, 05:50 PM
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Jokes
Post your jokes here!
I came across this one and thought it was funny: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. âYou all have obsessions,â he observed. To the first mother, he said, âMary, you are obsessed with eating. Youâve even named your daughter Candy.â He turned to the second Mom: âAnn, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your childâs name, Penny.â He turned to the third Mom: âJoyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your childâs name, Brandy.â At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, âCome on, Dick, this guy has no idea what heâs talking about. Letâs pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.â EDIT: Here's another one: walk in the bedroom and says, âHoney, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.â The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, âIf you werenât such an idiot, youâd know thatâs a sheep, not a cow.â The guy replies, âIf you werenât such a presumptuous bitch, youâd realize I was talking to the sheep.â XD (12-04-2010 10:57 PM)CassieeBethh Wrote:Toilet seats are just yucky. Like... it's just wrong when you think how many butts have been on it.Joined SF March 19th 2008 |
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01-02-2010, 07:06 PM
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O.o
I don't find them funny. I've got a few. I'll post them later. |
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01-02-2010, 07:26 PM
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To each his own then.
(12-04-2010 10:57 PM)CassieeBethh Wrote:Toilet seats are just yucky. Like... it's just wrong when you think how many butts have been on it.Joined SF March 19th 2008 |
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01-02-2010, 09:18 PM
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I found them funny.
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02-02-2010, 04:35 AM
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they weren't that funny
thought the second was kind of funny |
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02-02-2010, 06:30 AM
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I liked the first one, didn't understand the second so much... xD
I LOST MY SIGNATURE! No, Really I did. And now you've got it back, along with your Kurt Cobain avatar! ;P |
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02-02-2010, 06:36 AM
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I actually lol'ed at both of them. xD
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02-02-2010, 06:39 AM
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I got how they all named their kids after their addiction and the last one had to do w/ s3x. But yeah I'm lost on that. And the second joke altogether. o.o
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02-02-2010, 06:41 AM
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In the second joke he is bascially calling his wife a cow. xD
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02-02-2010, 06:48 AM
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Oh xD
It is funny. Hard to understand though |
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