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Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Happysimsdude - 05-08-2008 01:12 AM

In animal crossing,I fitted a fireplace in my pocket {lol}.


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 01:29 AM

(05-08-2008 01:12 AM)Niall Dosent Care link Wrote:In animal crossing,I fitted a fireplace in my pocket {lol}.

oh lmao well the dog is the biggest thing i seen guybrush put in his pantsĀ  {lol}


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - FOBluvr987 - 05-08-2008 01:31 AM

i put the robo tv in my pockets on AC Tongue


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Happysimsdude - 05-08-2008 01:32 AM

I put a totem pole in LOL!


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - FOBluvr987 - 05-08-2008 01:33 AM

lol i fit a desk in {lol} and a birdcage {woot}


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Happysimsdude - 05-08-2008 01:43 AM

And you can put in like 20 things in,I wouldnt try put a christmas tree in my pockets anyway! LOL!


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 01:45 AM

(05-08-2008 01:43 AM)Niall Dosent Care link Wrote:And you can put in like 20 things in,I wouldnt try put a christmas tree in my pockets anyway! LOL!

lmao this so went off topic!
so i shall save it wiv another one of ma lame jokes!
"LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.

The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.' "


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Happysimsdude - 05-08-2008 01:49 AM

Hahahah! Funny,but why is all your jokes on the elderly?


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 01:51 AM

(05-08-2008 01:49 AM)Niall Dosent Care link Wrote:Hahahah! Funny,but why is all your jokes on the elderly?

because those are the ones i heard from my friendsĀ  {lol}
but i have sum more! well they're not jokes, but they're sooo funnY!!


Re: The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread - Happysimsdude - 05-08-2008 02:00 AM

go for em!