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The Truth About Parents - -[gooey kablooey]- - 13-09-2009 05:25 AM The Truth About Parents
by Bill Waterson My Mom and my Dad are not what they seem Their dull appearance is part of their scheme I know of their plans, I know their techniques My parents are outer-space alien freaks! They landed on earth in spaceships humungous Posing as grownups, they walk among us My parents deny this, but I know the truth They're here to enslave me and spoil my youth! Early each morning, as the sun rises Mom and Dad put on they're earthling disguises I knew right away their masks wern't legit Their faces are lined, they sag and don't fit! The earths gravity makes them sluggish and slow They say not to run wherever I go They live by the clock, they're slaves to routines They work the year 'round, they're almost machines! They deny that TV and fried food have much worth They cannot be human, they're not of this earth I cannot escape their alien gaze And they're warping my mind with their alien ways! For sinister plots, this one is a gem They're bringing me up to turn me into one of THEM! Re: The Truth About Parents - Majick - 13-09-2009 05:30 AM o.o Interesting Re: The Truth About Parents - phoebe91 - 13-09-2009 05:31 AM xDD That was a really good poem! I loved the creativity in it <3 Re: The Truth About Parents - Majick - 13-09-2009 05:32 AM Mmhmmm. Re: The Truth About Parents - -[gooey kablooey]- - 13-09-2009 05:42 AM Don'tcha just love Bill Waterson? Re: The Truth About Parents - Earth Mama - 13-09-2009 07:34 PM Ha-ha! that was a great one! I sometimes think of myself being a little alien, as if I don't quite belong to this planet (yeah, my nickname is ironic). And even a few of my neighbours said that we are aliens. LOL. True story. I came from Mars. Re: The Truth About Parents - -[gooey kablooey]- - 14-09-2009 01:48 AM LOL. SUUREE.. Re: The Truth About Parents - serp3821 - 03-10-2009 01:24 AM i like it!! {yes} i thought that u wrote it Re: The Truth About Parents - -[gooey kablooey]- - 03-10-2009 11:28 PM Haha, I wish. |