Type This Sentence With Your Eyes Closed

[Caspin]

There's a nip in the air, the cold won't be good for my crops, it never is.

[Not bad, even found the apostrophe!]

Bambinatum est maggitum.

[Minty]

Bambinatum est maggitum

(what the wotsit does that mean? Oh I googled it & see it's Jarsie9's personal motto!)

A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice

[Caspin]

A knife of the keeneset sttel requires a whetstone and the wisest man needs advice.

[Slight hiccup there!]

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

[Minty]

A fool flatters himse, a wiseman flatters a fool.

As I would not be a slave, I would not be a master.

[Caspin]

As I would not be a slave, I would not be a master.

Hoorah!

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

[kasrasianna]

We are all in the hgutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Not too shabby!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[Minty]

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

[kasrasianna]

Donzens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

DONZENS!!!

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

[Minty]

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alice.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll.

[Ollie]

Let me geuss, someone stole youe serrt gill.

Like sands through the hour glass, so is the days of our lives.