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[2ppanther]

4people on a plane 1st the president 2nd smartest person in the world 3rd old guy  4th grandson of old guy
3 pairshoot plane was going down 
so the president took a pairshoot because he was the president
the smartest took a pair shoot because he was the smart guy in the world
so the guy said "here take this pairshoot i have lived long enough"
so the grandson said "but grandpa the smart guy in the jump off with my backpack"