The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread

[Brad5010]

i didnt read most of those jokes sorry  {lol}
but yea! i love this one

"SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!'

'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!' "