funny sayings in americas courts!

[BlondBimbo]

Unbelievable. Really, how stupid can you be! {lol} I like these 3:

ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:      Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:    Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY:    How many were boys?
WITNESS:      None.
ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?
WITNESS:    Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

The rest is great too, I really can't choose! {lol}

-'BlondBimbo