HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?!?!?!

[Cassie]

Okay today I cried and I cried and I cried and I cried. Then I yelled and I yelled and I yelled and I yelled.

Because you know what the (suppresses urge to swear vilely) flipping dirty slimeballs known as 'WB' have decided to do?!

PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HBP.

OH, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! OH NO, they aren't pushing it back a month, not even two! Of course not! That wouldn't be nice now would it? Oh no.

THEY'RE PUSHING IT BACK ONE. WHOLE. YEAR. JULY, 2009. 11 MONTHS. 11 MONTHS. 11. *SWEARS*. MONTHS.

And now I would like to die.

Just so you know.

Please PLEASE please sign this petition, I will love you forever: Please sign or I will commit suicide: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/harrypotter6 - thanks to all who sign it you have no idea how much I appreciate it. Send it to your friends and family, put it on MySpace, Bebo, whatever!

I have already waited a year for this movie. I do not appreciate waiting another year and I will be writing to WB somehow. I will let them know I will come to their homes in the night and slap their heads with a frying plan while they dream of all the money they made by ruining innocent fans' lives.

Oh, by the way, did I not say? The reason WB are doing this is so they can get more money money money because that's all the selfish gits care about. They say they care about us fans, that we mean everything, that they appreciate us. Then what the HELL are they doing this for?

Amen.