The Lafyette Family (w/ update)

[yummybunny]

THIS UPDATE IS TITLED:  DISASTER STRIKES!!! (ESPECIALLY FOR ASPEN)  YOU WILL FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AFTER THIS UPDATE.  I kinda did.
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Oh yeah.  Danielle is pregnant!!!  What a god Aspen is!!!  Getting twin sisters pregnant!!! (Sucks for my risky woohoo patch)




Stupid computer, ruin everything!  It just made Aspen flirt with Danielle right in front of Deenelle.  Oh well, I'll play along with it.

Aspen:  Come here, babes.
Deenelle:  What the ****!!!  What the heck are you doing to my sister?
Danielle:  What?  He's your man?  He said he was your friend, and that is someone else's baby.  I have been doing this with him forever.




Deenelle:  I get pregnant, and since you can't wait for me to have the baby, you have to woohoo someone else.




Aspen:  Shut up!  You really thought that I loved you!  I am still with you, because you have gotten pregnant by me!  I don't wanna have no committment!
Danielle:  OMG!  Why didn't I know! 
Aspen:  What's wrong with you, stupid?
Danielle:  Well, stupid is pregnant too!
Aspen:   ....No you aren't.  You are just saying that.  Even if you are, I ain't gonna feel sorry for you.  I don't have to go through it, you do.  Now, your family is jacked up...twins with children of the same father.




Deenelle:  I hate you!  I hope you get AIDS or something.




When Danielle came home from work, she really knew then that she was pregnant.  Aspen didn't acknowledge the pregnancy.




That night...

Aspen:  What are you doing!!!  Are you trying to give my baby Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Deenelle:  So what!  You don't care about it!  I am just stupid, and this is stupid's child!






That night, later on, Deenelle got bigger.




And a puppy was born..Bongo.




Aspen was now a member of the science or astronomy club,which he won't be visiting that often, because it takes so long to load lots...but he had fun, so he was doing telescope stuff.




I thought Aspen went jogging...I guessed he didn't.  Well, he was in the street at four in the morning, all distraught and stuff.  I never had an abduction in my life, but I knew when I heard the baby music somewhere.  It all probably happened when I went on a bathroom break with the game running.
Me: Is that a spaceship!  That's where he went.  I didn't have no one woohoo...What's Aspen doing?  OMG!!!  Did he get abducted???  I don't want no alien baby...

Aspen:  BOO HOO!!!




Deenelle:  Baby!  What's wrong?!




Danielle: LOL!!!  He freaking got dropped from the sky!  You hear that men be getting pregnant from aliens.  And he said he didn't feel sorry for us!  I gotta take a picture!




Deenelle:  Are you okay, Aspen?  What happened?
Aspen:  Sniff...Sniff...I was right here and then it came...Then they took me up...I was scared.  They were really nice...they fed me...then they set me up with this attractive alien lady...
Deenelle:  You cheated again?  You are even dog enough to cheat on me with an alien!
(CRACKLE!!!)
Danielle:  Zeus is even mad at you!




Aspen was traumatized.  First thing he did was take a long shower.
Aspen:  Deenelle!  I don't feel well!  I just wanna sit down!






(I am really hating the fact Aspen got abducted and pregnant...but he has to have it, since I can't get rid of it...I forgot about these aliens and the horrid things they do to men)

Then Deenelle went into labor and baby Mazia was born.
Aspen:  I am not really in the condition to bring a baby into the world!
Deenelle:  Shut up!