What do you think of YO MAMA?

[Cassie]

My mum's eccentric. A bit grumpy sometimes. Just earlier tonight she was in her room, Dirty Dancing album on full blast, singing and dancing around the room. I know this because I was babysitting my cousin in the garden, and you can see her bedroom window from there. It was not pretty.
I love my mum though. She's very stubborn.. but so am I. And she's looked after me all my life, despite not having many people to help her [she's a single mum] and having practically no money. She must be a good mum because normally, people from broken families like mine [my mum and dad have never been married, my dad, his girlfriend and my half-brother don't live with us] end up having rotten children. I'm not perfect or intelligent but I'm not a bad person.
Plus, it's always been me and my mum. Like mum like daughter. We have a close bond. {yes}

It's a good job you didn't ask what we think of our dad's... because the answer would be VERY different... {glare}