Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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ROFL XD

I gots lots.

"You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none."
"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?"
"Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!" (okay not really a pickup line but I love it xD)
"You smell lets go take a shower." xD
"He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
"Want to compare tan lines?"
"Owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me."

Kay I better stop before I have too much fun posting these.