Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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Aw xD.
Actually pickup lines just make a guy seem desperate unless
the guy is suuupperr cute and your really not listening to what he's saying therefore
it works and he uses it on other girls and then they slap him for being shallow. XD

ANYWAY, back to the pickups. I decided to do girls replies to pickup lines.

"Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together."

"He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the heck did you find me?"

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!