Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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ROFL, Jeremiah. xD

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is...."

"You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention" xD

"Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team."

"Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number"

"Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?"

"Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."