Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

[Ugly Von]

1. Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

2. I've heard s3x is a killer. Wanna die happy?

3. Now Eff me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?

4. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

6. "Do you have any Hungarian in you?"

    "No."
7. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

8. "hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*

    Girl comes over.

    "If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"

9. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

10. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

11. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

13. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."

14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.

(I found it on a site)