Any One Any "Yo Mama" Jokes?

[Happysimsdude]

I have lots!


Yo Mama is so stupid, she looked at the orange juice because she was trying to concentrate!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got knocked over by a parked car!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!
Yo Mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she put on a yellow-raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"
Yo Mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo Mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo Mama is so ugly, that when she went to an ugly contest, they turned her away and said "Sorry, no professionals!"
And:
Yo Mama is so stupid, she told a Yo Mama joke!