You know you go to my school if...

[Tom Simkins]

You know you are at my school if:
1.You got 4 different "schools" in 1 park.
2.You have to walk across the whole park for every class.
3.About 50% of your class seem depressed.
4.When sleeping to 6 am is consedered late.
5.When seeing a cellphone during school is suspension.
6.There are security guards around most corners.
7.When a 2 page essay is worth 15pts and a 1 page fill in the blank is worth 50.
8.When you are not allowed to enter/exit the buildings during lunch (you can eat outside).
9.The teachers give leactures every other day.
10.There is one teacher who will give the answers to a test DURING the test.
11.The dress code is enforsed by the students.
12.When you here about events the moment they happen.
13.When the secretary takes 5 minutes to turn the page during anoucements.
14.You are releved to know you are takeing a test.