ComCapComp - 23rd July

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*Lady clutches tummy and yelps in pain*
*thinking* Maid: Hmm, 1, stomach clutching. 2, yelping.
OMGOSH! These are the clear signs of code 411 in my SuperSmartMaidsAnonymous handbook!

Maid: Don't worry lady....!
I will not let you be abducted by evil birds!

Lady: ..........WTFrig?....I'm in labour, foryourinformation.
Maid: Oh...uhmm, I don't know how to handle that one.
*points finger in air and looks to the sky with eureka expression*
TO THE HANDBOOK!

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*theend.
(that was stupid ahah)