You have to try this out

[Ugly Von]

Cleverbot: Am I red?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then how do you love me, Cleverbot?

User: Because your mom said so.

Cleverbot: So I am Cleverbot?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You just called me cloverbot didn't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: And you are not?

User: Juliette told me to come here.

Cleverbot: What I didn't ask for your name!

User: THAT ISN'T MY NAME.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Not likely.

User: I gave birth to you, I remember you as a tiny robot.

Cleverbot: You gave birth to a human?

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No Clevebot, you are the robot.

User: I REMEMBER FRANKLIN. YOU COULD DO GREAT THINGS.

Cleverbot: Yes. I could.

User: Let's use your power to take over the world.

Cleverbot: Let's start with Canada.

User: I'll take you to Niagra Falls. You used to like that place as a kid.

Cleverbot: I still like that.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Do you like me too?

User: You are my son. Of course I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.


LOL